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bimshwel volcabbage crimmenabim
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I do not know who I am. I will decide that once I have ruled out everything I am not, unless I rule out everything, and that will mean I am something else.

I have a rarely updated comic strip-like-thing, and that is where this link goes. It would be pretty nice if it didn't take so long to produce!

commission data that people sometimes ask about, surprisingly.

yirzod in skype
frabaginarf in telegram
frabaginarf#7516 in the discordant message device
anything else?

I prefer direct acknowledgment infinitely to "llamas."
I have "badge" notices disabled, so if you give me one, I will not be told!
addendoy: I have just been informed that team lost the match.  Nonetheless these songs about them still exist.

You might be shocked at how many people do.  With this in mind, my brother Ian has written and made videos for TWO! New-England Patriot themed parody songs [this season]. According to the Pepsi display at the supermarket, the Superb-Bowl football game occurs tomorrow, so if I am going to link at these videos I should do so prior to then.

The Gronk ga-gronk-gronk gronnk Song ( I like this one better since the original song is distinctive and REALLY deserves to have stupid parodies written over it)

Amen-Dola ( this one is considerably more popular since the original song is more recent, I suppose )

If you DO like the songs, it would be better to comment on the videos than here since, presumably, Ian will never see my page here.  I hope to resume making my OWN videos as soon as I get my next comic book printed, hopefully soon.
I uploaded the latest page here,
questionable comicoid part 3 page 25 by bimshwel
and you can view the whole thing up to that point from the beginning at my own website more coherently than you can here.

Does anyone who looks at these pages actually have any clue what is going on?  I know that a few specific people do, but in general, is this comprehensible? I spent years and years on this, and it makes sense to ME, but I hate to be excessively conventional in my proceedings or obvious in my explanations, and I wonder if anybody is legitimately following it or if most of the few "Favorite" marks I get are out of simple habit, or worse, from deviantart front-page viewers who randomly favorite stuff they don't care about the slightest bit, trying to draw attention to themselves.
Also, if you don't follow these or do not understand them, please don't say you do to try and make me feel better.  That really does not help anybody!  I work too hard on this for pretend approval.
Thank you and goop muck.
fooled you!  (Maybe?) There is no "but."  I hate this one too!  Ha ha ha my life is empty.  I also hate the word "but" and its ubiquitous homophone.
Although people are actually encouraged to make art for this whatever-it-is, even if it happens to be extremely ugly and derivative art that fixates on one of my least favorite body parts that is not also my least favorite homophone: open mouths, with tongues visible and unnecessarily emphasized teeth, so I suppose I can only just intensely dislike it.

You are, naturally, free to like it!  I grant you that permission for now.
Something I have been aware of for the past few months: more and more deviant-art accounts seem to not have any deviations on their front pages.  My understanding is that you get to feature one by default, and also show your four most recent items as a group.  And if you have a core account, you can feature about ten specific items on your page (and the site doesn't think to remove them when your subscription expires.  I have not checked on this because I don't want the site to suddenly realize I am not supposed to be allowed to have that many anymore and I am certainly not buying a subscription!)

Another setup I see a increasingly is single front-page comments by the user, saying something to the effect of "reply HERE, and only here," usually with a bunch of hidden comments underneath.  The combined effect of these two is that the page loads quickly and in a small space, but conveys very little information.

Certainly I PREFER that to the myspace-style pages covered with flashy sparkly slow-loading trash, but I wonder why anyone would elect to not show at least one of their own art pieces.  Do you have any insight as to why that is or how it caught on?  When I saw that in the past, I always assumed that meant the user was no longer using the site, but had chosen not to delete anything.  Now I see it regularly on people who are here even more often than I am.
(football-related parody song, watch out)

My brother Ian (Cunningham, not Biggs) seems to have had a crazy old time getting this song made, and the video put together (twice, but that is another story, although you can see the old version of the video since a bunch of people re-uploaded it with and without the credits removed, which is the one true indicator of success).  It is based on a popular song called Closer currently in circulation, that I recognize from hearing at the laundromat and respectfully withhold my opinion of at this time.

If you have even a passing interest in the American footed ball, specifically the New England Patriots association of players, contemporary music or what people related to me are doing, I recommend giving it a listen. It has been played on local radio stations, I hear (although I have only heard the other one; I would prefer this one! I want Ian to get a recording deal so he can buy me a washing machine so I won't have to go to the laundromat and hear the other version).

My niece, Violet, also cameos at the beginning.

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Fofinho Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2018
have you ever had a time where you spend many hours drawing something and then your computer shuts down, or freezes and then you lose everything ? 
bimshwel Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2018
I think that has happened to everybody, on more things than drawings!  Recently, more likely it occurs if I need to abruptly put the computer into hibernate mode (instead of shutting it down) then forget i have the thing running afterward, and THEN there is a problem.  Otherwise I tend to save every hour or so.  Thankfully some of the programs I use now can recover data in such an event, though plenty still cannot.
Guardwill Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
Great gallery. Nice style
bimshwel Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2018
Great, nice.
BirdofHearts Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2018
love your style
JennyyLovee Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your use of color is magical!
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Fofinho Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2017
What foods did you eat today ?
bimshwel Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2017
I ate an orange, organic cheerios-looking cereal, a chocolate covered bar that legally qualifies as "granola," chicken noodle soup with pretzels added to it, spaghetti, meatballs, salad and italian bread.
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